Get your credit cards out. Guadalupe alerts us to a fortuitous confluence of popular culture, feckless greed and cavalier disregard for international copyright law - God bless the Turks:
The Turkish film industry has a proud (well, actually shameless) tradition of remaking Hollywood classics on a budget that wouldn't pay for lunch for a typical Hollywood movie crew. Now you can host your own Mystery Science Theatre party with these incredibly awful and hilarious rip-offs from the Turkey film factories.Sweet, sweet candy. I'm waiting for their version of "Episode I." I'm betting it couldn't be any worse than the original.
SEE . . . The Tin Man portrayed as a fruity homosexual!
SEE . . . E.T. played by a midget wearing a garbage bag!
SEE . . . The most incredible spray of pea-soup puke in the history of the cinema!
SEE . . . Darth Vader enter his space chamber with his evil robot, an upside-down garbage can on top of a garbage can with a water cooler and a police siren on top of that.
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Have you seen the Turkish version of Episode 4? It boggles the mind.
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