Friday, July 15, 2005

CHEKIT: Diagnosis - GAY.


CSOTD directed us over to this important health news update from The Swift Report.
TOPEKA, KS—When Marybeth Witty stumbled upon her husband Dale watching a pornographic video on the internet, she knew something was wrong. Instead of looking at images of nude high school cheerleaders and young shaved lesbians as he often had in the past, the 37-year old auto parts salesman was taking in hot guy-on-guy action. "As soon as I saw what he was looking at I knew something was different," said Marybeth, a part-time manicurist who enjoys scrapbooking. "This was not the same Dale."
This news couldn't have come at a more providential time - my grandfather is about to get a kidney from a Republican.

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