Thursday, January 12, 2006

CHEKIT: "The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."


If Chuck Norris were a vaccine, it would prevent every disease known to man. The only side effect would be an irresistable urge to roundhouse kick everybody. And facial hair.

I know I'm a little late to the party on this, but Ninjaburger just clued me in to the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I can't tell if this site or the other one came first. Either way - he's a badass.

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