CHEKIT: “You can’t marry your cousin! You get babies with nine heads!”

...but, if C.U.D.D.L.E. International gets their way, those hydra-headed offspring would, at least, be accepted in polite society. (Though I get the feeling that kissin' cousins would have things other than makin’ out and social acceptance on their minds. Like harelips and hemophilia.) [via lindsayism]