CHEKIT: Britney's unborn child returns email from the womb

Britney Spears' soon-to-be has a blog. The other day, it was returning emails during its stay inside Mrs. Federline:

Hey Fetus Spears!
Are you having fun being Brittany Spears unborn baby? I bet you get alot of people bashing you huh? Just tell them to kiss your fetus ass! Are you ready to find out if you are a girl or a boy yet? well I guess I will let you do whatever!
luv ya lots
Marlee

I'M AFRAID OF FINDING OUT WHETHER I'M A BOY OR GIRL. PART OF ME WANTS TO STAY AN 'IT' BECAUSE I HEARD OF THAT MOVIE 'IT' AND I LIKE CLOWNS.

I wonder if amniotic fluid interferes with Wi-Fi reception. Here's to hoping for more posts from our little friend. [thanks, Jenny!]