CHEKIT: Jarts: Instant Dog-Kebabs!

From the splash page of jarts.com:

WARNING: Lawn Jarts have been banned for manufacturing and resale in the United States. The government of the United States has asked that all Jarts be destroyed. In no way do we encourage or condone children using Jarts. Injuries from Lawn Jarts can result in serious injury or possibly even death. Those who play in this tournament are aware of the dangers of using Lawn Jarts and choose to take on the responsibilities associated with this sport.

I mean, just reading this post could get you arrested or killed. Seriously. Maybe you should back slowly away from this web page and try this instead.

Then again, if this guy's to be believed, you've got nothing much to worry about.