DO try to make your own Valentine’s Day card, perhaps composing a poem or an expression of love that expresses your personality.
DO NOT ingest unstable energon, as it may cause your servos to malfunction.
DO create a recollection collection scrapbook filled with favorite photographs, love letters, keepsakes from special occasions, and cherished mementos.
DO NOT let your guard down for one minute around Starscream, even when he says he no longer works for the Decepticons.
DO buy a heart-shaped locket and put a picture of yourself in it. Personalize the locket with your loved one’s initials so she’ll have something to wear that’s hers alone. Package it in a heart-shaped box or tied to fresh flowers.
DO NOT fall for that Cybertronian Law mumbo-jumbo if Megatron challenges you to a duel. He’s ALWAYS up to something.
DO make a CD of your favorite songs as a couple including love songs that you both enjoy listening to. Buy some romantic CDs, classic videos or DVDs and wrap them all together with red ribbon.
DO NOT allow that dumbass Grimlock anywhere near your music collection. He never puts the CDs in the right cases. Ever.
DO prepare your loved one’s favorite dinner and serve it on a romantically set table and dine by candlelight on Valentine’s Day. For the sweetheart with a sweet tooth, make a decadent dessert such as a chocolate fondue with melted chocolate mixed with a touch of heavy cream, and serve it with fruit or cookies.
DO NOT take Sparkplug along while running reconnaissance missions on the Space Bridge. He’ll only get his tiny human ass blown up. Again.
DO take the time to appreciate this day, and all the other special days you spend with your special someone.
DO NOT try to assemble your own “special someone” from extra parts lying around Autobot Headquarters. It will only end in tears. Trust Optimus on this one.
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