CHEKIT: "This one goes out to the one I love..."

You guys know that R.E.M. song is just a big "screw you" to somebody that done Michael Stipe wrong, right?

And as for all things "screw you"-related - our friend Joe alerted me to the presence of this website - which is like reading the "Vows" section of the New York Times in Bizarro World:

Sole Waldon, 34, has "called the lawyers" on Atlanta-based John "Jisz" Waldon, 27, whom she married two years ago and had a daughter with. "We had what I thought was a happy life together until I found out the sucker had a double life," says Sole. "He's better known [on the internet] as Thoroughbredd1." Indeed--Thoroughbredd1 has an ad out on a site called "White Girl Serves." There, he discusses his long quest to find a "white, well-built slut." Apparently, Sole does not fit this description.

From there, alert cohort Secret Squirrel checked out the links page - where she found these sweet sites of schadenfreude:

The Dick List: pretty self-explanatory. There's an alphabetical listing, even.

Other Announcements: When your life sucks enough to send the very best.

They Took Everything: Help take the edge off your friend's recent divorce/cuckolding with a selection from this site. They've got a GIFT REGISTRY, for the love of Pete.

(Not that you should start wondering when Pete will call. He's just not that into you.)

[Thanks to Secret and Joe.]