Wednesday, June 22, 2005

CHEKIT: OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD


I'm not even gonna explain this one:
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
Just know that I am a believer. And that He is a wise and just pasta, indeed. [via BB]

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